It's all your fault

Did I vomit? Did the vomit turn into a person?

Those things are nothing compared to what I just saw when I looked down at my left shin.
It was gone. My entire left kneesock was COMPLETELY GONE. NOT THERE.

When you see a hungry dolphin don't you just want to hug it and boy it a sandwich, unlees a sandwich would kill the dolphin?

That was when I started to think about what Billy and I would name our first baby but then I felt terrible because the first name I thought of was Mills! What was happening to me?